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Students Exams SMS collection

2009-10-21T23:52:00.000-07:00

Students Exams SMS
(1)A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 177)

(2)Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs. Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100! Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 164)

(3)My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 130)

(4)To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 135)

(5)Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Characters: 190)

(6)Burraaah...... Sara syllabus padh liya... Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)

(7)Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)

(8)Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)

(9)An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
(Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)

Sorry SMS collection

2009-10-21T23:48:00.000-07:00

Sorry SMS
(1)I'm sorry for blaming you... For everything I just couldn't do… And I've hurt myself by hurting you… There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again… Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there… It's hard to say goodbye when i
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 255)

(2)Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of... Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us... Please let us bridge the gaps...
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 184)

(3)< ( . . )> / ( v) (,,)..(,,)... Hello, How R U? < ( . . )> / (v ) ( , , )..( ,, )... FINE..! R U bored from MY SMS! < ( . . )> S o r r y / ( v )(,,) again! FINE..!
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 187)

(4)I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: English Characters: 173)

(5)SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
(Category: Sorry SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 104)

Shayari SMS collection

2009-10-21T22:48:00.000-07:00

Shayari SMS
(1)Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)

(2)Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai. (Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 109)

(3)Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(4)Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai
si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)

(5)Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale, Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)

(6)Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye, is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)

(7)Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki, Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 116)

(8)Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)

(9)Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng, Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge, Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(10)Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)

(11)Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho, Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)

(12)Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)

(13)Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(14)Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)

(15)Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 155)

(16)Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(17)Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(18)Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta, Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 156)

(19)Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho, Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho, Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(20)Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum, Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum, Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)

(21)Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)

(22)Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)

(23)Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko, Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko, Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain, (Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 112)

(24)Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)

(25)Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)

(26)Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)

(27)Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)

(28)Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 179)

(29)Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi, Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)

(30)Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(31)Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 112)

(32)Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)

(33)Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)

(34)Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)

(35)Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim, Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 96)

(36)Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)

(37)Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 155)

(38)Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 129)

(39)Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega, kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)

(40)Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 171)

(41)Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga.. husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga.. Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki.. Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)

(42)Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)

(43)Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)

(44)Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)

(45)Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 161)

(46)Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 156)

(47)Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.
(Category: Shayari SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 145)

Santa Banta SMS collection

2009-10-21T03:24:00.000-07:00

Santa Banta SMS

(1)Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 157)

(2)Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 180)

(3)Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 199)

(4)Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 151)

(5)Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 166)

(7)Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)

(8)Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 126)

(9)Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)

(10)Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 164)

(11)Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)

(12)What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 74)

(13)Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)

(14)Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 95)

(16)Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(17)Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 208)

(17)Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)

(18)Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)

(19)Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 152)

(20)Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)

(21)Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 180)

(22)Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 177)

(23)Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)

(24)Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 104)

(25)Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 132)

(26)Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega, Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko, Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)

(27)A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)

(28)Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 168)

(29)A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 115)

(30)Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 193)

(31)Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi". Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)

(32)Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)

(33)In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 237)

(34)Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)

(35)Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(36)Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)

(37)Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA (Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 94)

(38)Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)

(39)Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

(40)Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(41)Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 96)

(42)Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 163)

(43)Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 94)

(44)Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(45)Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

(46)Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 143)

(47)Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 128)

(48)Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)

(49)To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 140)

(50)I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(51)Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 99)

(52)How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 125)

(53)Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 102)

(54)Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

(55)Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 94)

(56)Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 154)

(57)Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 81)

(58)Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
(Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

Romantic SMS collection

2009-10-21T03:02:00.000-07:00

Romantic SMS
(1)Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 154)

(2)Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)

(3)Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 147)

(4)Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 132)

(5)Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 138)

(6)Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 143)

(7)Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)

(8)Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(9)Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(10)Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(11)Har pal ne kaha ek pal se... Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao... pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho... ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(12)Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)

(13)Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki, pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)

(14)Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge, waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka, bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 153)

(15)Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye, chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye (Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 121)

(16)Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152)

(17)If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(17)Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 139)

(18)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)

(19)When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 132)

(20)Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 114)

(21)Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152)

(22)Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 129)

(23)What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 120)

(24)Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 142)

(25)When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(26)'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(27)Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 152

(28)When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you. (Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 103)

(29)Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 138)

(30)I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 131)

(31)If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 145)

(32)You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.
(Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Characters: 92)

Raksha Bandhan SMS collection

2009-10-21T02:57:00.000-07:00

Raksha Bandhan SMS
(1)"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 203)

(2)The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 122)

(3)Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 183)

(4)To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 231)

(5)"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 141)

(6)"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 71)

(7)I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 167)

(8)HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 93)

(9)Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
(Category: Raksha Bandhan SMS Language: English Characters: 163)

Rakhi SMS collection

2009-10-21T02:53:00.000-07:00

Rakhi SMS

(1)I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 167)

(2)HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 93)

(3)Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 163)

(4)"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 203)

(5)The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 122)

(6)Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 183)

(7)To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 231)

(8)"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 141)

(9)"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
(Category: Rakhi SMS Language: English Characters: 71)

Politics SMS collection

2009-10-21T02:29:00.000-07:00

Politics SMS
(1)The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 79)

(2)Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 54)

(3)Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 118)

(4)In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 67)

(5)Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 101)

(6)Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 136)

(7)Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 114)

(8)We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. (Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 111)

(9)Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 187)

(10)Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week? Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.

(11)The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(12)Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 138)

(13)Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 94)

(14)Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 93)

(15)In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 73)

(16)I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 69)

(17)A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 76)

(18)Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 123)

(19)A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 125)

(20)Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
(Category: Politics SMS Language: English Characters: 98)

New Year SMS collection

2009-10-20T23:49:00.000-07:00

New Year SMS
(1)In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You , God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 146)

(2)Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 141)

(3)Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(4)" I Wish in 2oo7 God gives You... 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 195)

(5)Memorable moment r celebrated together, U r my best friend for now & forever, Make me Miss U even more this New Year, Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 168)

(6)Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur
family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(7)Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 180)

(8)With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007*
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(9)When the mid-nite bell rings tonight.. Let it signify new and better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2007.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 246)

(10)A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 77)

(11)A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 208)

(12)One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 94)

(13)Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)

(14)New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 205)

(15)My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 171)

(16)Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)

(17)Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in
ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 162)

(18)Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don't get Fear Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR". *HAPPY NEW YEAR*
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 199)

(19)We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 163)

(20)"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 110)

(21)"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 60)

(22)Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man. (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 108)

(23)Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 129)

(24)"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 97)

(25)In ‘The Universal Bank of God’… God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you… So,Enjoy spending… Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(26)The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 68)

(27)Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 63)

(28)New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 142)

(29)Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year. (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 101)

(30)Before the golden sun sets, 2006's calender is destroyed, And mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 131)

(31)For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(32)God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 140)

(33)Beauty.. Freshness.. Dreams.. Truth.. Imagination.. Feeling.. Faith.. Trust.. This is begining of a new year! (Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 117)

(34)Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry… GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 146)

(35)HAPPY NEW YEAR Receive my simple gift of LOVE Wrapped with SINCERITY Tied with CARE & Sealed with BLESSINGS 2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long. HAPPY NEW YEAR....
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 173)

(36)Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 142)

(37)Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 140)

(38)Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 166)

(39)New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
(Category: New Year SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

Naughty SMS collection

2009-10-20T23:20:00.000-07:00

Naughty SMS
(1)A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)

(2)Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 156)

(3)School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)

(4)INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)

(5)Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 80)

(6)Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(7)A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)

(8)He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 162)

(9)Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)

(10)When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 112)

(11)Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)

(12)Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women A: magnets have a positive side
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 84)

(13)Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(14)Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 132)

(15)Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 165)

(16)Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. (Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 105)

(17)Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)

(18)Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 125)

(19)A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(20)A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(21)A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)

(22)One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)

(23)1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

(24)Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 158)

(25)Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 103)

(26)Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ? ) ( ( .)( . ) ) ( because.... 90% of the boys are right handed..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 147)

Mothers Day SMS collection

2009-10-20T23:11:00.000-07:00

Mothers Day SMS
(1)M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she’s growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 230)

(2)Make for me a place within your heart On which I can depend. For only you Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears, Home through all the wanderings of my years, Eden that no other can renew, Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 236)

(3)A mother serves her sugar with A bit of peppermint To clarify the passages That carry what she meant When she first set to bear a soul Quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach To live and die alone.
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 233)

(4)I luv u mom having u makes me feel safe & calm I miss u mom Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm u r the greatest because u r my mom
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(5)Happy Mother's Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day!
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(6)Many hugs Only luv never anger Teaching me Helping me Every smile when I was sad Raising me to be strong It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(7)For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 146)

(8)You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day
(Category: Mothers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

Missing You SMS collection

2009-10-20T20:48:00.000-07:00

Missing You SMS

(1)Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 154)

(2)Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(3)Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(4)What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(5)Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(6)Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(7)In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. Bu

t I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(8)Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(9)I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(10)God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

(11)A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 102)

(12)The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 93)

(13)My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(14)I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(15)There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

(16)Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(17)In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(18)Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(19)I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(20)God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

(21)A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 102)

(22)The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 93)

(23)My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(24)I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(25)There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

(26)The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 93)

(27)My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(28)I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(29)There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

(30)Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(31)In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(32)Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(33)I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(34)God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

(35)A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

(Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Characters: 102)

Marital Woes SMS collection

2009-10-20T19:18:00.000-07:00

Marital Woes SMS

(1)Don't marry the person you want to live with... Marry the one you cannnot live without... But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 139)

(2)Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 72)

(3)Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 124)

(4)A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(5)Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 136)

(6)There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 141)

(7)Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 133)

(8)My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 96)

(10)Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si! (Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 115)

Insult SMS collection

2009-10-20T19:10:00.000-07:00

Insult SMS
(1)Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)

(2)Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)

(3)Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 108)

(4)Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(5)U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short ...... U r ULLU !!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 86)

(6)Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)

(7) 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)

(8)Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai.... Fuddu se yaad aaya Kaisa hai tu..!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 76)

(9)Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)

(10)Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 102)

(11)Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
(Category: Insult SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 126)

(12)Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(13)Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(14)I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(15)Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 83)

(16)Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 140)

(17)You=lovely You=perfect You=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet You=cute You=genius You=fantastic You=fabulous Me=liar
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 131)

(18)Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 147)

(19)Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey haila...! U 2
(Category: Insult SMS Language: English Characters: 74)

Holi SMS collection

2009-10-20T18:53:00.000-07:00

Holi SMS
(1)Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
(Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 115)

(2)Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
(Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 134)

(3)Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!
(Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(4)Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
(Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)

(5)Tumhari holi ho number one, aur tum karo whole lotta fun! wishing you a happy & colour full holi. Happy Holi (Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 108)

(6)Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. HOLI MUBARAK
(Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 130)

(7)Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de. Happy Holi
(Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 107)

(8)Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari. HAPPY HOLI
(Category: Holi SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 128)

(9)If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
(Category: Holi SMS Language: English Characters: 88)

(10)May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi!
(Category: Holi SMS Language: English Characters: 178)

(11)Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
(Category: Holi SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

Greetings SMS collection

2009-10-20T01:41:00.000-07:00

Greetings sms
(1)Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)

(2)Hayo Rabba! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji! Gud Night hai ji O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 147)

(3)Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(4)A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(5)Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 145)

(6)Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(7)Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 147)

(8)Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 154)

(9)Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

(10)Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 149)

(11)Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 140)

(12)Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 158)

(13)I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(14)Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 152)

(15)No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(16)Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...

It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...

But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(17)Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide

Stars so bright

off the light

sleep quite quite

..(-.-)..

ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 171)

(18)I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 172)

(19)The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(20)Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
(Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

Funny SMS collection

2009-10-20T01:40:00.000-07:00

Funny SMS

(1)Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 154)

(2)Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 146)

(3)Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 144)

(4)Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,

Khadke glassi in the bar,

Punjabi Bhangra te

Chicken Fry,

Always TALLI

never CRY !!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 125)

(5)Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 117)

(6)What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 59)

(7)Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.

Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!

Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)

(8)Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)

(9)Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,

Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,

Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)

(10)Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)

(11)What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 127)

(12)Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 92)

(13)Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)

(14)Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..

par afsoos ke....

loan pass nahi hua...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)

(15)Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(16)Rabri: Ka karat ho?

Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(17)Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.

RANI - Before marriage.

LAXMI - After marriage.

BAI - After children.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 122)

(18)Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.

Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 122)

(19)Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 133)

(20)Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 129)

(21)A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 125)

(22)There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 99)

(23)Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)

(24)Kripya Dhyaan De,

Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 65)

(25)Geeta mein likha hai?

are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 107)

(26)Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 107)

(27)Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 138)

(28)Always start your day with a lot of S E X

S-mile

E-nergy

X-citement

so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 124)

Fool sms collection

2009-10-20T01:38:00.000-07:00

Fool sms
(1)Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 143)

(2)Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(3)Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(4)If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)

(5)I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)

(6)Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 170)

(7)When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 134)

(8)If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 167)

(9)You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 134)

(10)Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)

(11)Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)

(12)Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)

(13)Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)

(14)Plz don't read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

?

?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

?

?

?

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

TIME WASTE!!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 180)

(15)Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)

(16)Ov o

l e Y U

ov o

l e Y u

L V e ou

HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 126)

(17)Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:

Aishwarya Rai

+919542496632

Message centre:

+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(18)Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 125)

(19)If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(20)MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(21)Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 124)

(22)Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You....
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 74)

(23)This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(24)Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

(25)When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 173)

(26)Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 109)

Friendship SMS

(1)Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)

(2)Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 160)

(3)Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,

Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,

Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,

Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 144)

(4)Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)

(5)Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 138)

(6)Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai
category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 123)

(7)Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(8) A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 115)

(9)Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 168)

(10)Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 143)

(11)Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)

(12)Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(13)I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)

(14)I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)

(15)Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 127)

(16)Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 127)

(17)Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,

Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,

Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)

(18)Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)

(19)Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)

(20)Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 157)

(21)Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)

Flirt sms collection

2009-10-20T01:34:00.000-07:00

Flirt sms
(1)Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)

(2)Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)

(3)Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!

Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?

Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 116)

(4)Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 144)

(5)Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)

(6)Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..

Confused???

Read the above numbers in punjabi.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 80)

(7)Baari barsi khatan geya si,

Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",

Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,

tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 114)

(8)Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,

Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,

Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,

Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 177)

(9)Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 148)

(10)Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 145)

(11)I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 118)

(12)Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)

(13)Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)

(14)U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(15)All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 158)

(16)Touch my heart & u’ll feel,

Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,

Look into my heart & u’ll see,

That u’ll always be a special part of me.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 135)

(17)Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 130)

(18)Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?

Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(19)I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 105)

(20)A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 142)

(21)Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 147)

(22)If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 146)

(23)Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 138)

(24)If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 129)

(25)Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(26)It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: English Characters: 128)

(27)Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
(Category: Flirt SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 130)

Fathers Day SMS

2009-10-20T01:32:00.000-07:00

Fathers Day SMS
(1)I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
(Category: Fathers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 109)

(2)Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!
(Category: Fathers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 73)

(3)You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day
(Category: Fathers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 71)

(4)Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!
(Category: Fathers Day SMS Language: English Characters: 89)

Eid sms collection

2009-10-20T01:13:00.000-07:00

Eid SMS

(1)Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar.

(2)Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK

(3)Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.

(4)Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.

(5)Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.

(6)EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

(7)When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

(8)The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!

"Eid Mubarak"

(9)Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak.

(10)No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

(11)May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

(12)Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak.

(13)Mubarak naam hai tera, mubarak Eid ho tujko, jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki deed ho tujko
EiD MuBaRaK.

(14)Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.

(15)Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day

(16)Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

Christmas SMS collection

2009-10-20T00:59:00.000-07:00

Chrismas sms
(1)Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 117)

(2)Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 133)

(3)Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 87)

(4)May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 97)

(5) ()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 104)

(6)Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 171)

(6)If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 152)

(7)Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 121)

(8)Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 105)

(9)I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 159)

(10)May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(11)May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 145)

(12)May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 138)

(13)Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

(14)Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 115)

(15)A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 132)

(16)Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 133)

(17)From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 130)

(18)If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 136)

(19)Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 171)

(20)It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 210)

(21)If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(22)A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 90)

(23)I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 129)

(24)Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 98)

(25)Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 84)

(26)Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 122)

(27)Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 155)

(28)Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 254)

(29)Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 153)

(30)There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 135)

(31)Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 156)

(32)Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 100)

(35)Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
(Category: Christmas SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

Break Up SMS collection

2009-10-20T00:53:00.000-07:00

Break Up SMS
(1)I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 62)

(2)How can I put this... forget I exist?
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 37)

(3)Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 77)

(4)Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 61)

(5)Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 98)

(6)I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 79)

(7)The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 57)

(8)I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 83)

(9)You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.
(Category: Break Up SMS Language: English Characters: 60)

Birthday SMS collection

2009-10-20T00:41:00.000-07:00

Birthday SMS
(1)Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)

(2)In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you.
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(3)Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 149)

(4)A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 117)

(5)Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 131)

(6)Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday .......
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 149)

(7)Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 123)

(8)like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 88)

(9)A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 145)

(10)A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 152)

(11)Wishing u a day soft as silk..... white as milk..... sweet as honey&full of money. may all ur dreams come true.... HAPPY BIRTH DAY
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 138)

(12)A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 152)

(13)Wishing u a day soft as silk..... white as milk..... sweet as honey&full of money. may all ur dreams come true.... HAPPY BIRTH DAY
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 138)

(14)Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 149)

(15)A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 117)

(16)Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 131)

(17)Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday .......
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 149)

(18)Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 123)

(19)Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 88)

(20)A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
(Category: Birthday SMS Language: English Characters: 145)

April Fool SMS collection

2009-10-20T00:28:00.000-07:00

April Fool SMS
(1)Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(2)Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(3)Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 143)

(4)Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)

(5)Ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou HARI OM!! Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 126 )

(6)When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 134)

(7)You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 134)

(8)Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)

(9)Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)

(10)All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(11)I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 108)

(12)The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(13)When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 146)

(14)Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 125)

(15)If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 150)

(16)MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(17)Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 124)

(18)Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You....
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 74)

(19)This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 157)

(20)Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 137)

(21)Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 109)

Anniversary SMS collection

2009-10-19T23:50:00.000-07:00

Anniversary SMS
(1)If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 132)

(2)Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 131)

(3)On this special day, best wishes go to you, that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 109)

(4)Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 161)

(5)Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 148)

(6)The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 134)

(7)I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 139)

(8)Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...
(Category: Anniversary SMS Language: English Characters: 137)