Naughty SMS collection

Naughty SMS
(1)A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)


(2)Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 156)

(3)School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)


(4)INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)


(5)Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 80)


(6)Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)


(7)A Short thing It gets Longer when U hold it N pass between women Breasts N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt U dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)


(8)He came 2 me 1 nite explored my body licked sucked swallowed & had his fill wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO U Dirty Mind
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 162)


(9)Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)


(10)When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 112)


(11)Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)


(12)Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women A: magnets have a positive side
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 84)


(13)Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)


(14)Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 132)


(15)Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 165)


(16)Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman? A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. (Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 105)


(17)Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)


(18)Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 125)


(19)A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 156)


(20)A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)


(21)A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 142)


(22)One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)


(23)1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 160)

(24)Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 158)


(25)Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 103)


(26)Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ? ) ( ( .)( . ) ) ( because.... 90% of the boys are right handed..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 147)