Marital Woes SMS collection

Marital Woes SMS

(1)Don't marry the person you want to live with... Marry the one you cannnot live without... But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 139)

(2)Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 72)

(3)Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 124)

(4)A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(5)Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 136)

(6)There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 141)

(7)Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 133)

(8)My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
(Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Characters: 96)

(10)Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si! (Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 115)