Fool sms collection

Fool sms
(1)Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 143)


(2)Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)



(3)Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...

Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)


(4)If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)



(5)I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,

Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 165)


(6)Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 170)



(7)When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 134)


(8)If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 167)


(9)You are a GHONCHU..



G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique



Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 134)


(10)Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)


(11)Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)


(12)Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 162)


(13)Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)


(14)Plz don't read this





Nahi to

ho jayega



Kya?



Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

?

?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

?

?

?

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

TIME WASTE!!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 180)


(15)Attendence..



Pappu



Yes Sir



Bablu



Yes Sir



Tinku



Yes Sir



Ullu



??



Ullu



??



Ullu



Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)

(16)Ov o



l e Y U



ov o



l e Y u



L V e ou



HARI OM!!

Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 126)



(17)Miss you a Lot Dear....





SENDER:

Aishwarya Rai

+919542496632





Message centre:

+919540099996





" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 156)



(18)Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 125)


(19)If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 150)


(20)MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 148)


(21)Your girlfriend is:

Smart.

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excllent.

Romantic.

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 124)


(22)Roses are Red

Sky is Blue



My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You....
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 74)


(23)This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 157)


(24)Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 137)


(25)When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.

See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 173)


(26)Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB



(hint-



it should be 5)







Read caps word reversely.
(Category: Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 109)

Friendship SMS

(1)Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)


(2)Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 160)


(3)Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,

Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,

Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,

Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 144)


(4)Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)


(5)Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye, dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost, yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 138)


(6)Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai
category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 123)


(7)Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)


(8) A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 115)


(9)Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 168)


(10)Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 143)


(11)Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 149)


(12)Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 151)



(13)I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)



(14)I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)


(15)Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 127)


(16)Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 127)


(17)Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,

Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,

Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,

Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)


(18)Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)


(19)Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)


(20)Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, Kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hain hamare jaise dost bahut kam, Isline humse 'Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna'
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 157)


(21)Dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki hukamat hai aap k pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zarorat hai..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)