April Fool SMS collection

April Fool SMS
(1)Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)

(2)Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)

(3)Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 143)

(4)Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 158)

(5)Ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou HARI OM!! Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 126 )

(6)When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 134)

(7)You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 134)

(8)Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 142)

(9)Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 137)

(10)All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 151)

(11)I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 108)

(12)The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 144)

(13)When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & after if u pray &ur still in darkness , pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 146)

(14)Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid!!!
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 125)


(15)If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 150)


(16)MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 148)


(17)Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 124)


(18)Roses are Red Sky is Blue My Bitch is Pregnant Thanks to You....
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 74)


(19)This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 157)


(20)Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 137)


(21)Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reversely.
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 109)